StrangeStuff: What can we look forward to in your new DVD "Die Laughing"?

KC: Lots of boobies for those who care, my story and where I've been, mean but funny ways we annoy people, what life is like on the road for comics, my stand up act, my starting from the bottom again, and my return to the big stage.

StrangeStuff: How did the project come about?

KC: I've always been an asshole, and always wanted to do something like this, but never had the time. After I got fired, I went to rehab in CA and all you do in in rehab is think. So I wasn't going to wait anymore. I just put my head down and took the ball and drudged forward regardless of what came at me--retard strength and determination.

StrangeStuff: Where can it be purchased?

KC: The DVD can be purchased at www.kcarmstrongdvd.com or at my shows.

StrangeStuff: What are you doing now?

KC: Wearing a tight see through lace robe, smoking a long cigarette, with a live rodent hanging from each ear lobe.

StrangeStuff: Why did you leave the Howard Stern Show?

KC: I didn't leave, I got fired. It's a long story... In a nutshell, if you listened to the show, you heard my mental problems on the air. I couldn't find answers anywhere - therapy, medication, delusions, and paranoia. After a mental breakdown on stage (on the DVD), police looking for me, the woman yelling at me, violence, and my addictions beating me, I was confined to Payne Mental Ward for substance abuse, depression, and suicidal tendencies. After I put on a great performance and made them think I was ready to be released, I had to enter an outpatient rehab. I relapsed and didn't stay clean, so Tom picked up the phone and fired me.

StrangeStuff: Will you be rejoining the Howard Stern Show on Sirius satellite radio?

KC: I don't think so, but I never thought I would come seven times in 24 hours...but I did it once. And let me tell you, my sister was very surprised.

StrangeStuff: What is your next project?

KC: I'm going to be promoting my DVD like a whore. A whore that does anything. Not like that Julia Roberts whore in Pretty Woman. My friend Scott Demo was upset she wouldn't kiss Richard Gere. He thinks it had something to do with him stuffing "live rodents in his tailpipe."

StrangeStuff: Do you have any movies in the making?

KC: Just some home porno I did years ago with Gary Coleman and Emmanuel Lewis, but I don't want to talk about it. It needs editing.

StrangeStuff: What does the future hold for KC Armstrong?

KC: For me to Die Laughing.

StrangeStuff: How is your mental health? Are you getting your shit together?

KC: I've accepted the fact that I'll never be normal or whatever that is... I have too many demons, fears and resentments that I will always hold onto. It's those same attributes and tortures that make me who I am. Take me or leave me - I'm damaged, angry, and self destructive... but also loyal to a fault and capable of being someone who is honest and accountable for my actions - and that's enough right now to get me through.

StrangeStuff: Banged any guys lately?

KC: Yeah just one, but your dad isn't as flexible as he once was... your brother told me that.